January 2011
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Me: I just came up with the best idea for a fan fiction EVER.
Emily: What?
Me: The Doctor regenerates into a girl...and then meets Rose.
Regina: Did you just say "eats Rose"??
Emily: ...well...she might.
He regenerates as Joanna Lumley in the comic reliefs episode. Right after regenerating as Hugh Grant.
http: //www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYpaSzw1qck
Paper Wallet
My wallet just broke, so I made a new one from a discarded email in the office. http://www.instructables.com/id/Paper-Wallet/
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Jon J. Muth's Wolverine
Spell your full name without an...
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Ho Jo
HOJO
<- my name’s annie.
<—- apparantly my name is non-existent…my name’s carly.
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Goodbye January
January was invented in 153BCE, is named for Janus the Roman god of beginnings, endings, and portals, and replaced March as the first month of the year.
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Wax
I forgot to share this. http://www.etsy.com/listing/66923135/wax
I should have been a pair of ragged claws
Scuttling across the floors of silent seas.
Thanks Followers
For following me. I shall do my best to lead you somewhere great.
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Coffee Spoons
Did you ever want to be reminded of your morbid love of coffee via calligraphy? Because I can totally hook that up for you in my etsy store.
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Iumpin' Iehosephat
Ian: Yerk. Ryan: ierk? Like, iehovah, or iupiter? Ian: Iust like that. Ryan: iackass Ian: Iou back off. Ryan: quit ioking around Ian: Kris Kros’ll make ia iump, iump. Ryan: good, i thought iou were iudging me Ian: I was iust going to say that. Iinx Ryan: stop being so iuvenile Ian: I am not prepared to stop at this iuncture. Ryan: how do you iustify that? Ian: I iust...
7 moons in the solar system are larger than Pluto...
Philadelphia Pen Show this weekend at the Sheraton...
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When my friend Katrina looks at me, I stand still....
“A truly great library contains something in it to offend everyone.”
– Jo Godwin (via turpentinegypsy)
Someday, I will have a truly great library.
“The reason Gramercy Park is locked is that there is a bigfoot in there. The...”
– http://newyork.timeout.com/things-to-do/this-week-in-new-york/60235/john-hodgmans-fake-facts-about-new-york-city
The Remembrall: the Unsung Owl →
theremembrall:
Hedwig. What a trooper, right? I mean, OK, all the owls in the series are really unsung heroes in their way and I never really gave two tugs of a dead dog’s— you know what? I shouldn’t finish that sentence on a friendly Harry Potter blog is what.
So, right, Hedwig. Things I didn’t think of when I…
Hey, what clever writer penned this gem, I wonder…
Failed Invention #1
The “duck call” rape whistle.
Star Wars Episode I review →
Let’s all learn about film and insult Episode I at the same time! Hooraids!
And just like that, I'm working a double.
Fucking Muggles...
The Muggletonians were a small Protestant Christian movement which began in 1651. The group grew out of the Ranters and in opposition to the Quakers. Muggletonian beliefs include a hostility to philosophical reason, a scriptural understanding of how the universe works and a belief that God appeared directly on this earth as Christ Jesus. A consequential belief is that God takes no notice of...
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Another Castle
I made this. I put it inside of my etsy store. You could buy it if you wanted. I’m happy with it. The lines could have been closer together, but not much and I’m a wee bit out of practice with the coit pen, but, considering this is the first try (read: only try) I am most pleased. Share it with your friends.
internetwinnage asked: What is the most difficult decision you've ever made?
Reblog if you want your followers to ask you...
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For @stephenfryandi in her time of need
Somewhere a seed falls to the ground That will become a tree That will some day be felled From which thin shafts will be extracted To be made into arrows To be fitted with warheads One of which, some day when you least expect it, While a winter sun is shining On a river of ice And you feel farthest from self-pity, Will pierce your shit-filled heart. “Somewhere a seed”...
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“Monotheism is, to me, a great simplification. I mean the Qabalah has a great...”
– Alan Moore, “the Mindscape of Alan Moore”
With Great Power...
As with so many other things, I made this and put it in my etsy store.
Apparently, Jesse and I are taking "nigger" back.
I am totally at McGintys.
